How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

ROSS G IS OBESE

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

roses are red, violets are violet

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Women's rights

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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