Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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memes

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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42.

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69

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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womens rights

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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