- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A horse walks into a bar...n

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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