Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Dozer has a soul

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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