Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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i love antijokes

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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imadewords

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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I'm gay.

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Sex. That is all.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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