- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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