Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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