Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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