- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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