- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Hellen Keller

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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