- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

So dont touch it

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Hey

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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