What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

womens rights

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

KEVIN HART

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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