- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

MICHAEL

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