Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

cms.......?????

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What is a question?

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris died.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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