A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

weiner? balls

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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