did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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