whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Anti Joke

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