whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Justin Bieber

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Lil' Wayne

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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