- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What's white and sticky? Glue

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Mitt Romney for president.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

An asian walks out of math class

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