What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Chuck Norris died.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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