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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

women leaving the kitchen

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Vagina-Boob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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