- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

The Charlotte bobcats.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Women's rights

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A woman gets in her car to drive.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

sweaty black guy

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Yeah, totally.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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