- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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