cory is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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