Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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KEVIN HART

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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