What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A seal walks into a club.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

corey is a nipplepotomus

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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