in the begining... god made some stuff

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Bin Laden is dead.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What is brown and sticky?

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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666 im christian

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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