Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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