- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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