Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anne Frank.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Pickles

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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