who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anal cheese curds.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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c+t+c?

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Boobs are nasty!

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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