i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

your mother is so lesbian

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

A horse walks into a glue factory..

im black

A British man walks into a dental office.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

knock knock your gay

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