- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Small titties.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

the real mccoy

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??