- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Star Wars

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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