What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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suck my dick.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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