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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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