Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Don't rape me!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

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