- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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