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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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