Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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:-)book

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Knock knock Come in!

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robin, get in the car.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A man. That is all.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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