What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Akshaytiger World

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Lil' Wayne

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Anti Joke

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