why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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