Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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penis that is all

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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