You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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