- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

My butt!!!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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