Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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you will die someday

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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