why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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potato farming

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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