Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Womens' rights.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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cms.......?????

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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