Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Jokes are funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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69

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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