- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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