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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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