What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

I can't think of a joke!

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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