They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Black people are innocent.

a banana

Women's rights

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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