- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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