- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

You know George Washington? He died.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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