Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

women's lacrosse.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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