What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Your Mom

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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