What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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