What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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the your face joke

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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