- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

OGC - tilt your head

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

the guy below me is gay

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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