Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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knock knock your gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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