why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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antijokes

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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