Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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