- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What is a question?

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

cms.......?????

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris died.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Baseball

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Chaney is a dumb b****

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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