A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

weiner? balls

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Pavel Novak

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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