- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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