What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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womens rights

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Anti Joke

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