knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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