WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Women's rights.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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