What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey, Max!!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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