Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Period Blood

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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The Economy

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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