What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Religion

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Hummer.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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YOU IS DUM

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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