Chayton

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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i love antijokes

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Women's rights.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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