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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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