- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

AVI IS A FAG

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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