- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

AVI IS A FAG

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

a show horse jumps over a bar

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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