- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Canida

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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a black father

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

9/11/2001

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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