- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Don't think of granny porn

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

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