A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Microsoft Windows

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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cms.......?????

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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