Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Turn around.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

OGC - tilt your head

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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