What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Penis in a box.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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