- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Rebecca Black

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

women leaving the kitchen

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Tennesse

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

MICHAEL

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

"Up to 50% off."

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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