- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

World Peace

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Anne Frank.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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