What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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