- Anti Joke

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.