Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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