- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Du bist mein Kampf

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Steve Jobs.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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