Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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