What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What sucks?

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Penis!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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