what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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