Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Your mom

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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who smells? •Liam

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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alert("The Game");//

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is next?

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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