- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

math test 2=2

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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