The Holocaust

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

I avhe dyiaexls.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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