What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

People Eating Tasty Animals

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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