How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Hello

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Men's rights.

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