What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Amputations.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Hellen Keller

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ps3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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womens rights

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