What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Where's my tractor?

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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whats pale and white your ass.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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