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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Amputations.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

25

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Chaney is a dumb b****

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Justin Bieber

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How do u shit With ur ass

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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