- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

poop

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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