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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

whats better than 24................. 25

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

SC Johnson a Family Company

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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