Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Women's rights.

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