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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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