minced oaths

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

I cant think of one (._. )

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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