What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Anti Joke

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