How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Nickelback.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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