A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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The WNBA.

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The horse said "nay."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Women's rights.

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