Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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