women leaving the kitchen

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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