What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Hellen Keller

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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World Peace

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Tennesse

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women leaving the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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