- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Penis.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A British man walks into a dental office.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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