- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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cory is gay

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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