- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

planking.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Star Wars

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Susie has Autism

stuff and dogs {()}

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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