What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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