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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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