What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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The WNBA.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Paul Dylan King!

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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